As you may or may not know, The Fic Bitch was recently reviewed by The Sailor Moon Pockybox.

Now, the review was mostly glowing. Mostly.

There was one dissenter. Apparently, my website is highly lacking in visual content."You know, I understand this is a fanfiction site, but I think you have a bit more then just straight fanfiction," is what was said. Because, apparently, some people don't like to read.

So, in a valiant effort to take my criticism to heart, and constantly improve my website, I wrote a fanfic!

In children's "picture book" form! (I drew all the pictures myself, and everything!)

I'm really proud of it. You have no idea.

And so it is that I present to you... a visual retelling of the history of the Sailor Senshi!

Soldiers of LOVE!

Once upon a time, a great kingdom lived on the moon. And this kingdom had a beautiful princess who was in love with a handsome prince from Earth.

They were so very happy together.

And Serenity also had four best friends that were also soldiers of love and justice!

They are Sailor Mercury, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, and Sailor Jupiter.

And everyone was happy together all of the time.

Until one day a great evil came and destroyed the happy kingdom.

But it was okay, because the Princess's mother, The Queen, sent them all to Earth in the future to be reborn!

There they all live in the city of Tokyo.

And now the Princess joins them in fighting evil as Sailor Moon! Today, she is trying to talk an alien out of invading Earth while Sailor Mars lights Cthulhu on fire.

And everyone went back to being HAPPY all of the time!

Except for Cthulhu. He hates being on fire.


Wasn't that just the most awesome thing ever?