THE WORST SEQUEL EVER WRITTEN... THAT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY OSCAR
For those of you that remember famous Mary Sue, Serene Chiba aka Sailor Sun from the infamous fic "Where Oh Where Has My Serena Gone?" we present a brand new adventure! This time, it's five years after the events of the previous fic and we have an older, wiser, and pluckier Serene. Serene fills us in on the events that we've all missed.
I guess he's happy enough, too. After all, he's been mourning his dead girlfriend for five years now. Some people just never learn to heal. But, goodness gracious! Serene IS the little flirt, isn't she?
Oh, and I'm not sure, but I *think* that Holly = Hotaru. And I only get this feeling because Holly actually HEALS poor Serene's headache a few paragraphs later. Damn the urge to give random dub names to the Outers! Damn it to HELL! Besides, I would've called her "Helen."
Pretty soon, we're introduced to our newest enemy and we learn what it is that he wants.
Ahoy me mateys! Arrr!
However, Sailor Sun comes in to save the day! Only in chapter 2 do we discover that Serene doesn’t know that she IS Sailor Sun. (And she won't figure it out until at late in chapter three. Guess what? She's ANOTHER talisman holder!) Apparently the Tuxedo Mask habit of not knowing when you henshin and having odd dreams of women crying for help runs in the family. It is during one of these dreams when she is given a task.
Too bad none of the items are things that can be found in your local Piggly Wiggly.
From then on we get to watch in amazement as the amazing Serene – Mary Sue Extraordinaire – gathers these items, finds a portal to the moon and manages to single-handedly resurrect the five-years dead Serena!
Oh, yes. And how can I forget? This fic also has the pleasure of introducing the world to my new, favorite senshi attack: Fire Sole. Owie! Hot foot! Boy, won't the "antiscum" hate that one!
More fun quotes:
"She took my head in her hands. I fealt power remove the pain from My head."
"'You will never have Earth you peace of scum.' Tuxedo Mask told it."
"Holly just haaaad to meantion Sailor Sun again."
"I managed to cone a picture of Serena from Darien."
"A Black hole like what the negaverse appeared."
"At least this one isn't named Sailor Earth... but Sailor Sun is close enough! I'm really getting sick of all of these unoriginal senshi... if I were going to be an avatar senshi I'd be something cool like Ultimate Sailor Bitch Goddess and I wouldn't waste time trying to befriend any of the senshi. They'd all serve as my mindless slaves because it's my fic ... At least that seems logical to me..." - Bejiin after discovering that this was an avatarfic.
" It was so boring that it caused me to develop narcolepsy." - Jaina after reading this fic.